(Source: anightmarefantasmic)

meanplastic:

hey can you please…”

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funnyordie:

17 GIFs of Dogs Walking Around Like They’re People

These hind legs were made for walking … and the occasional merengue.


saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

(Source: renloras)

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy)

life hack

fartgallery:

aaliyahhhhhhhhhhhhh:

fartgallery:

throw it in the ocean

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean